i found comfort in my suffering

hello. 19. germany. no life. sadness.

hotdaughter:

choke me

not sexually

like actually kill me

(via if-thesesheetswerestates)

peanut-paw:

deersatan:

getting ur favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz

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getting your least favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz

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(Source: asterkid, via if-thesesheetswerestates)

"i just need to get my shit together"


me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

(Source: jamespmberry, via flowjoess)

gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

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averagefairy:

averagefairy:

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

(via somedumbpun)

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings, via flowjoess)

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime, via somedumbpun)

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

(Source: sir-broccoli, via pinkicecreamandjellybeans)

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan, via pinkicecreamandjellybeans)